Friday, July 2, 2010

There's Gold in that Cookie!

Damn it.

I thought for sure I had struck gold in that Carr's chocolate chip cookie I was eating this evening. After taking the last bite, I chewed it several times and then bit on something very, very hard! It immediately entered my mind that I was going to sue Carr's for that hard object that should NOT have been in my cookie! You've probably heard of the people finding mice heads in their chili, etc. Well, it was my turn this evening.

I took out the gob of cookie dough and, lo and behold, it was definitely a hard object. But it wasn't the fault of any Carr's bakers. It was a tooth cap that I had bit into. A tooth cap that was no longer capping MY tooth!

DAMN IT!

That short-lived thought of finally owning a Porsche, compliments of Carr's, flew out of my mind as fast as it had entered!